Batman: Your parents just died
Batman: And this is crazy
Batman: But here's some hot pants
Batman: So suit up, maybe
Batman: I cope with grief by
Batman: adopting babies
Batman: So now you're Robin
Batman: My sidekick, maybe
Al Jazeera: BP Oil Spill Aftermath →
cracked: Fun deformities from their report: Shrimp with tumors on their heads Shrimp with defects on their gills and “shells missing around their gills and head” Shrimp without eyes Shrimp with babies still attached to them Eyeless fish Fish without eye-sockets Fish without covers on their gills Fish with large pink masses hanging off their eyes and gills Crates of blue crabs, all of...
askchrisfieldred: …Ok. Granted, I think I like Steve a little more than Leon. But Claire has to stop meeting guys with identical hairstyles.
alice-unchained: my dad ate a cucumber today and he was like “wow this is pretty cold” and then he just slowly put the cucumber down and stared into space for a really long time until he turned to me with wide eyes and quietly said, “oh my god. cool as a cucumber.”
griffsimmons: is it at all obvious that one day i want to live in the woods You Live In The… WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS!