petition to rename the usa ‘south canada’
what about alaska
are we then normal canada
canada a bit to the left
What about South America? Is that just America? Or South South Canada?
i cried my ass of laughing
i caN’T BREATHE OH MY GOD
“Not-a-single-lady Canada”, I just lost it.
you know whats really cute
when theres two best friends one of them is small and scrawny while the other one is huge and strong but the big guy cant really take care of himself so the smaller guy sticks with him and takes care of him and keeps him from getting in trouble and doesnt leave him no matter what
easily the best one ive seen so far
LMFAOOOOO Yeah it’s up there.
my relationship with the kenways in a nutshell
This just shows that something once “ugly” can turn beautiful.
its a fucking strawberry
No. This is someone dying while having an MRI scan. Before you die, your brain releases tons and tons of endorphins, making you feel a range of emotions that turn you into a red strawberry. Tragically beautiful.
no it says lettuce
no it says never give up
OMG HOW DARE YOU CALL THIS UGLY
CHECK YOUR RIPENED FRUIT PRIVILEGE
Fun fact: When I get an erection, my penis does this exact same transformation
It grows 1/16 of an inch bigger?
I wasn’t going to reblog this until I saw all of the comments.
I like how this went from a hipster post to a nightblogging post
that one kid in class who thinks they’re funny and feels the need to comment on everything
why are links big and green now oh my god
what are you talking about they have been for a while now
where da party at
you are the person our math problems warned us about
Vulture tells Mark Ruffalo about Science Bros. Mark loves it, plans to call RDJ about it.
Does that mean he’s never heard of “Science Bros,” an Internet subculture celebrating the friendship of Bruce Banner and Tony Stark, the characters Ruffalo and Robert Downey Jr. played in The Avengers?
“No, what is that?” he asked.
And then the giggles began.
- “Yes! It’s me and Robert! Look at this! There’s thousands of them!” Ruffalo tried to contain himself. “It’s called the Science Bros. This is awesome. I’ve never heard of it. Why hasn’t anyone told me about that?”
- “So, are they all quasi-homoerotic?” he asked. “Like tinged with … ” Yup. “That’s cute!”
- Is he now a Science Bros shipper, then? “Yeah! I love it; it’s awesome,” Ruffalo enthused. “I endorse it 100 percent. You know what it is? It’s open-source creativity.”
- Ruffalo couldn’t wait to drop his newfound knowledge bomb on Downey Jr. “I’m going to call him and tell him, and he’s going to laugh his ass off,” Ruffalo said. “He’ll love that.”
Reason #123456789 why I love Once Upon a Time,
In Once:Wonderland, they are actually acknowledging that the Queen of Hearts and the Red Queen are different characters.
That is such a Valerie thing to say